An old idea I just remembered. My sister and I will one day make these refreshing themed mints.

Refresh-mint, for refreshment, duh!
Enjoy-mint for good times
Disappoint-mint, for bad times
Develop-mint, for times that are about to begin
Abandon-mint, to aid depression
Base-mint (or if you prefer, the non-G rated flavors: Firstbase-mint, Secondbase-mint, and Thirdbase-mint)
Invest-mint, for investors
Instru-mint, for musicians!
Understate-ment and it's partner Overstate-mint
Unemploy-mint and it's better half Employ-mint
Measure-mint, for the nerdy and foul-breathed
Ele-mint, for science nerds
Compli-mint, for brown-nosers
Tourna-mint, for Olympians!
Ship-mint, to send in the mail
Assess-mint, for assessing situations
Tempera-mint, for when you're about to lose it
Experi-mint, for the testy
Testa-mint, for the holy
Monu-mint, for very, VERY special occasions

.. more to come later!